That was funny when you posted it 5 yrs ago, still amusing when you posted it 4 yrs ago, growing old and tired in 2001 and now it is positively annoying. But that's OK, we understand Trav. Take your nap...
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to retire."
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you can?t handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it?s done to me. Can't you just let me have the two old hens over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it: You?re washed up and I am taking over."
The old rooster says, "I?ll you what, young stud. I?ll race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop."
The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old man. So, just to be fair I?ll give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He?s already about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by.
He grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - blows the young rooster to bits.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Man, that's the third gay rooster I bought this month."
Moral of this story.... Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill...
That was funny when you posted it 5 yrs ago, still amusing when you posted it 4 yrs ago, growing old and tired in 2001 and now it is positively annoying. But that's OK, we understand Trav. Take your nap...
This is the first time I've seen it and I think it's dumb.
<font color="#000002" size="1">[ June 04, 2004 10:13 AM: Message edited by: reason ]</font>
A version for reason:
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.
The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, "OK old fart, time for you to <s>retire</s> bend over!"
The old rooster replies, "Come on, surely you <s>can?t handle</s> don't want ALL of these chickens. Look what it?s done to me. Can't you just <s>let me have the two old hens</s> HAVE ME over in the corner?"
The young rooster says, "Beat it first: <s>You?re</s> I need to make sure you're not washed up and I am taking over."
The old rooster says, "I?ll tell you what, young stud. I?ll race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets the exclusive domain over the <s>entire chicken coop</s> my ass."
The young rooster laughs. "You know you don't stand a chance old man. So, just to be fair I?ll give you a head start."
The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap. He?s already <s>about</s> got 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when he sees the roosters running by.
He grabs his <s>shotgun</s> dick and - BOOM - blows <s>the young rooster to bits</s> a load right there on the porch.
The farmer sadly shakes his head and says, "Man, <s>that's the third gay rooster I bought this month</s> I wish I was that old rooster getting that action."
All the chickens became lesbians and lived separately from the two roosters now married by the farmer. The End.
Moral of this story.... Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill...
<font color="#000002" size="1">[ June 03, 2004 11:03 AM: Message edited by: Sea Gull ]</font>
This sounds like your own personal fantasy. Please leave me out of it.
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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I think all Italian jokes are dumb.Originally posted by reason:
This is the first time I've seen it and think it's dumb.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I think all Italian jokes are dumb.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">How do you brainwash an Italian?Originally posted by travelinman:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by reason:
This is the first time I've seen it and think it's dumb.
Give him an enema.
<font color="#000002" size="1">[ June 03, 2004 01:53 PM: Message edited by: reason ]</font>
I think dumb Italians are jokes.
Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches?
A. So they can look like their mammas.
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